For The Love Of War
For all of you Iraqi War Lovers, Or Muslim Haters, or whatever your motivation is to scream for death and torture for the enemies of you own personal Jesus, I have a question?
Why are you still blogging stateside? What's wrong with you people? You don't win or lose wars blogging on the internet. Only a stupid dumb shit believes that crap. And many of you write too well to be stupid dumb shits.
If you really believe in this war and you really believe in the hate mail you enjoy sending to bloggers that you disagree with, then the only thing keeping you out of the military must be cowardice.
If your convictions aren't a lie, if you really believe in what you're saying then it must be nothing but chicken shit cowardice that prevents you from demonstrating the strength of your convictions in Baghdad.
Unless of course, you're just an American hating, Satan loving liar.
posted by Weaseldog @ 5:15 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
Yeah, Uncle Bushco needs you!
Indeed. I figured that after last month's "We need 20,000 more troops," the right-wing blogosphere would've flown to Iraq en masse to help the cause.
Listen here, you dirty liberal pig, I would be in Iraq in a second, but I gotta be pulling duty at the local watering hole every night. That's right you commie my town needs my buddies and me to be out there, visible, so we can show them terrorists that our homeland is protected by some studs. Weak grass-hopers like you ? Boy, Osama's crew would just laugh at you and blow you right out of your liberal socks ! That's why we're out here, Earl, Jimmy, me, all of us, so we can fight them over here instead of over there. How dumb are you liberals that you won't get that ? Henry T. Mason - South Flaw, Texas
How's Earl doing anyway?
Did his wife ever forgive him, for driving her new Minivan into the river on that drunken fishing trip?
I know he was awfully bummed that she took the dog when she left.
Earl, Jimmie, and Henry probably fall below the minimum intelligence level required for enlistment. Sad, really, if it weren't for Section 8 the Army could have three more fine recruits.
Wasn't Earl the guy that snapped the photo of Lydie England & the Abu Graibh boys?
Wasn't Earl the guy that snapped the photo of Lydie England & the Abu Graibh boys?
Naw, that was Peek Earl, I can see how you got the two confused though...
that was Peek Earl
Ha! Took me a second, but I caught on. Nice one, Weas.
Or Mort.
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