Monday, February 19, 2007

For The Love Of War

For all of you Iraqi War Lovers, Or Muslim Haters, or whatever your motivation is to scream for death and torture for the enemies of you own personal Jesus, I have a question?

Why are you still blogging stateside? What's wrong with you people? You don't win or lose wars blogging on the internet. Only a stupid dumb shit believes that crap. And many of you write too well to be stupid dumb shits.

If you really believe in this war and you really believe in the hate mail you enjoy sending to bloggers that you disagree with, then the only thing keeping you out of the military must be cowardice.

If your convictions aren't a lie, if you really believe in what you're saying then it must be nothing but chicken shit cowardice that prevents you from demonstrating the strength of your convictions in Baghdad.

Unless of course, you're just an American hating, Satan loving liar.

10 Comments:

At 6:21 AM, Blogger Mort said...

Yeah, Uncle Bushco needs you!

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Mike said...

Indeed. I figured that after last month's "We need 20,000 more troops," the right-wing blogosphere would've flown to Iraq en masse to help the cause.

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen here, you dirty liberal pig, I would be in Iraq in a second, but I gotta be pulling duty at the local watering hole every night. That's right you commie my town needs my buddies and me to be out there, visible, so we can show them terrorists that our homeland is protected by some studs. Weak grass-hopers like you ? Boy, Osama's crew would just laugh at you and blow you right out of your liberal socks ! That's why we're out here, Earl, Jimmy, me, all of us, so we can fight them over here instead of over there. How dumb are you liberals that you won't get that ? Henry T. Mason - South Flaw, Texas

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger Weaseldog said...

How's Earl doing anyway?

Did his wife ever forgive him, for driving her new Minivan into the river on that drunken fishing trip?

I know he was awfully bummed that she took the dog when she left.

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger Mort said...

Earl, Jimmie, and Henry probably fall below the minimum intelligence level required for enlistment. Sad, really, if it weren't for Section 8 the Army could have three more fine recruits.

 
At 6:39 AM, Blogger Mike said...

Wasn't Earl the guy that snapped the photo of Lydie England & the Abu Graibh boys?

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger Mort said...

Wasn't Earl the guy that snapped the photo of Lydie England & the Abu Graibh boys?

Naw, that was Peek Earl, I can see how you got the two confused though...

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Concerned said...

wow man, guarding the watering hole is a rough job and sure needs to be done.

I would make a few comments about virility or lack there of, but it seems some of these guys think they have a stuffed codpiece or cucumber going like their preznit in his "Mission Accomplished" photo op.

Amazing.

Sorry for the troll Weas, but I just get an image of Billy Jo Bob standing there by their big ass truck at the watering hole admiring the size of their gun rack by which they judge all others.

Amazing.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger Mike said...

that was Peek Earl

Ha! Took me a second, but I caught on. Nice one, Weas.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger Mike said...

Or Mort.

 

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