Governor Rick Perry is Askeered of Animals
Oh My God! It's Coming right for me!!!!!
Our esteemed governor evidently hunts in the city limits with a laser sighted .380
I'd be in jail if I did this. But it's Ok if the governor does it.
Never mind that this story smells of bullshit. A coyote isn't going to attack a group men and a dog.
But then, if he said he shot it for the thrill of killing a wild and relatively helpless animal, the story wouldn't sound so sexy.
I'm still one up on him. In may last walk in the woods, my dog caught a wild boar and dragged back to me by it's head. They sure can squeal. I didn't have a gun on me so I couldn't shoot it and brag about how askeered I am of wild animals. So I told my dog to let it go, and the boar ran off back into the woods.
Good thing Perry wasn't with me. I'd be askeered he'd shoot my dog.
Texas gov. shoots, kills 'wily' coyote during jog
On this particular morning, Perry said, he was jogging without his security detail shortly after sunrise.
"I'm enjoying the run when something catches my eye and it's this coyote. I know he knows I'm there. He never looks at me, he is laser-locked on that dog," Perry said.
"I holler and the coyote stopped. I holler again. By this time I had taken my weapon out and charged it. It is now staring dead at me. Either me or the dog are in imminent danger. I did the appropriate thing and sent it to where coyotes go," he said.