Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Police Crap Their Pants in New Haven

In New Haven Connecticut, birthplace of President George Bush II, police nearly drowned in their own excrement over arrows marked in flour, designating a running path.

Being unfamiliar with sports and the concept using white powders to mark the lines at sporting events, the New Haven Police officers nearly drowned in their own urine from fear.

I think it is only fitting that the home town of our most paranoid president ever, would be filled with bedwetting pants crappers.

To hide their embarrassment, the couple that marked the running path have been charged with first-degree breach of peace, a first degree felony. Mayoral spokeswoman Jessica Mayorga while soaking in her own urine and feces, crawled from under her desk, long enough to say that the city would be seeking restitution from these very scary people.

Lets hope that none of these people ever go see a little league baseball game. They'll crap their pants, then die of a heart attack.

Full article can be found at:
Beer runners’ flour trail a recipe for trouble

3 Comments:

At 12:22 PM, Blogger Edgar said...

High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood): It's what a man knows about himself deep down inside that makes him afraid.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Weaseldog said...

Good one!

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous Freelander said...

What a scream - all I need to do is mark a trail with flour to get a record that will scar me for life!!

May as well powder a few useless morons to make it worthwhile.
Let's start with prosecutor's office in New Haven!
If I throw in an egg and some salt and pepper, maybe they'll accuse me of attempting a clandestine deep fry!

 

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