Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Obama's NewSpeak Dictionary

h/t Edgar

Obama's NewSpeak Dictionary (the first printing) is now being drafted and will be available at various distribution centers, to authorized persons, based on need to know and current standing in the party ranks.

We've now seen a preview of one item in the NewSpeak dictionary.

"No corporation or other private persons shall mail, email or or distribute in any form, any information pertaining to the government programs known as Medicare or Medicaid to it's clients or any interested or uninterested parties. Violation of this rule, shall be punishable by fines, incarceration and/or other actions as deemed suitable by agents of the Administration."

Already Humana Inc has run afoul of this rule in the NewSpeak Dictionary, and may soon face the consequences of speaking on the topic without being duly authorized by an Obama Administration representative or agent.

Insurers warned about Medicare mailers
Washington - The Obama administration warned insurance companies Monday that they could face legal action for allegedly trying to scare seniors with misleading information about the potential for lost benefits under healthcare legislation in Congress.

"As we continue our research into this issue, we are instructing you to immediately discontinue all such mailings to beneficiaries and to remove any related materials directed to Medicare enrollees from your websites," said a notice from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid.

We eagerly await the revelation of additional clues, as to the contents of the upcoming publication, and what it will contain. We sincerely hope that one of the upcoming rules in the NewSpeak Dictionary, is that you do not speak of the NewSpeak Dictionary. We at Weaseldog Publishing are adverse to incarceration, torture and execution. We prefer to avoid having these activities performed on said persons.

6 Comments:

At 10:53 AM, Blogger edgar said...

Give 'em the anal probe Joe-bama!

Hi Wease!

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger edgar said...

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At 11:24 AM, Blogger Weaseldog said...

Someone is going to have to put a muzzle on that budget chief.

Obama can't afford to let people in the know, go around telling the truth.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger edgar said...

Less money for medicare = more for the maggots.

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger an average patriot said...

I caught that about the warning and of course the Ass Beck was all over it.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger bithead said...

is the misplaced apostrophe in the original, or is that just a typo in the quote?

 

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