You're Doing A HeckofAJob Paulson
Bush on queue is regiving his standard, "All is well" speech.
This isn't a crisis. It's an adjustment. And adjustments can be painful.
Henry Paulson, the bankers involved, the Fed, principles at Lehman Bros, everyone responsible has done a great and wonderful job, says Bush.
Can't you just feel the greatness? The glory? Aren't you filled with waves of wonderment at these lovely events?
Bush's speech, paraphrased in song.