Friday, August 11, 2006

Recapping George's Speech

Here are the essential points that George made in his recent speech.

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While vacationing in the US, I caught some bad guys in London.

Through the hard work and determination of Homeland Security in the United States, the government that Tony Blair owns was able to catch some guys that they think are terrorists.

I caught the terrorists. Homeland Security in the United States made this possible.

The world is a safer and better place since 9/11.

The world is a very dangerous place and bad people want to kill you.

The government will protect you.

Be afraid.

FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!

The government will protect you.

You are safe.

Suckle my teats, our mommy government will make you safe.

FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

The government will protect you.

FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

America is safe.

FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!


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People have complained that he rambled and wasn't clear. I hope that this makes it easier to understand what he was saying.

4 Comments:

At 1:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee-Hee

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Puma said...

why, thank you very much. I had been wondering what the fuck he said.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Weaseldog said...

I;m gblad I could help. :)

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Weaseldog said...

Bah! Typos!

 

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