Thursday, December 07, 2006

Getting Ready For Christmas?

Then don't use the Bush plan when you're working on those gifts that say, "Some assembly required."

Yesterday as I perused the blogosphere, I was surprised at the number of bloggers and came to the same conclusion I did. That Bush will pick a few pieces out of any plan for Iraq and throw the rest away. Then he can say later that he tried their plan, and it didn't work.

Lets say the wife got a swingset for the kids for Christmas. You wanted to get them something else. So in the spirit of bipartisanship, you give it a try.

You open up the instructions and see that there are some good ideas in it. So you decide to do steps 3, 6, 8, 9a, 9d, and 14.

When you're done, you notice you don't have anything that looks like a swingset. So you declare that it was defective and doesn't work. You throw it away and get the kids what you wanted to get them in the first place. Which turns out to be nothing at all.

1 Comments:

At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Mike said...

Good one, Weas!

 

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