Friday, May 16, 2008

Bush Gave Up Golf

Most of you have already heard that because the game of golf is disrespectful of the troops, Bush had to give it up.

I know it sounds stupid. It is a stupid reason. After all, he still rides his bicycle, takes vacations and laughs when he talks about dead marines. Aren't these things also disrespectful?

Let's clear the bullshit.

When Bush plays golf...,

1. The whole golf course must be shut down.
2. Anyone on the course, including wealthy CEOs have to be searched.
3. Employees and customers have to be removed from the course if their background checks don't turn out well.
4. This is disruptive for the business, and can ultimately cost them customers and money.
5. This is expensive for the taxpayers.
6. It would be easier for a sniper to assassinate Bush on a golf course, than most other places.

#6 is likely the real reason Bush doesn't play golf. He'd be in one small area too long. People would know he is there. And it would take a Green Zone kind of presence to watch the perimeter, and everyone coming and going.

So Bush, don't BS about troops. We know that it pleases you that they are dying for your legacy. You don't care about their feelings.


At 11:46 AM, Blogger an average patriot said...

When this was going around yesterday I couldn't figure out why but you just put it in context! I surprised the ass can even pronounce golf. He should have given it up day one along with his bike and everything else. I take it back maybe he'll fall off and break his neck before he attacks Iran or makes everything much worse real soon!

At 2:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caligula had more concern for the welfare of others. Stalin had greater empathy.


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