Emperor Obama Has Brit Teen Banned From His Personal Empire

After getting pissed (drunk) and sending a naughty email to Emperor Barack Obama (Owner of 385+ million American Slaves), a British Teen is banned from entering Obama's Personal Empire for life. The news was passed on from Obama's personal man servants at the FBI, who relayed the messages to patsy in Britain, who then made a personal visit to the naughty teen to inform him that he's not allowed to enter Obama's personal empire, for all eternity.

Silsoe - A British teenager has been told that he won't be allowed to enter the US for life, because of an abusive email he sent to President Barack Obama.
Following an investigation in the US, the FBI contacted the London Metropolitan Police, and Luke Angel (17) – who lives in the quiet village of Silsoe, in Bedfordshire, England – was visited by local officers.
The Sun claims that after watching a TV documentary about the 9/11 terror attacks, the 17-year-old became critical of the US government, and was prompted to send the email.
In the email to the White House, Angel apparently referred to the President as a "p***k". However, when questioned by the police, the teenager couldn't recall exactly what he'd written.
He told the paper: "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a p***k. It was silly – the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few.
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Bedfordshire Police confirmed: "The individual sent an email to the White House full of abusive and threatening language. We were informed by the Metropolitan Police and went to see him."
When confronted by the police, Angel reportedly owned up, saying, "Oh dear, it was me." However, according to the report, he believed the FBI response was "a bit extreme". "The police came and took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever. I don't really care but my parents aren't very happy."