Two Hundred And Ten Tales Of Corruption

There are two hundred and ten Congressmen and two hundred and ten tales of corruption in the Jack Abramoff bribery scandal.

Republicans are arguing over who will be the new House Majority Leader. Sadly, they admit that anyone that they’d like to see in this post, is a un-convicted criminal in the scandal. So they argue that the most qualified criminal should lead them.

This is a tough call to make. Anyone they propose, is going to discussed, argued over, dissected and be exposed to a better public viewing of this scandal.

Which un-convicted criminal wants to be thrust into the spotlight? Which one wants to have all of their crimes satirized on the Daily Show? Which one wants to be portrayed in a gambling and bribery skit on Saturday Night Live? Which one wants to be bumped to the front of the queue in the criminal investigation?

It’s time for the Republicans to throw someone to the wolves. It’s time for them to decide whom they want to ruin politically. It’s time for them to turn upon themselves.

Who’s stupid enough to volunteer? Any guesses as to who this dumb schmuck will be?